What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:04

What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?